"Jesus hung out with the poor. He was friends with a hooker. He was compassionate. If the republicans want a spokesman, try god. The man who punishes people for not obeying him" "An impressive escalating economy and 8 years of peace can be disregarded by getting a blow job." "The NRA's solution to guns is more guns. That is always good for students in school shottings, crossfire." "Ever compare the bible to your fiary tales? Is a wolf talking less believable than a snake? A girl being awoken by a kiss vrs a guy living in a fish. They both had poison apples." "There are 80 million types of insects and yet a senior citizen grabbed two of each and had them fucking on a boat?"